Honest Abe never shot a lie.

I'm a huge fan of retarded things...

I should rephrase... I'm a huge fan of things that make me laugh. Lincoln with a Gatling attached to his arm is more awesome than I have the motivation to express at the moment.

Moving on.

For those of you interested, Blizzcon is coming up in August. I personally intend on attending with my brother Vod and that pvp monster of a priest Kottonmouth.

They've changed the manner in which you get tickets this year to a "que" system. Go figure blizzard... you bastards.

Basically, there are 2 batches of tickets being released for sale, one on 16 May and one on 30 May. On the release date you can get to the buy page from any blizzard website or forum. From here it gives you a menu of how many tickets you wish to buy, and then you "click a button" (probably submit?) and it will take you to the Que page. If you dont experience the que page, you can buy immediately. How likely that is, well, I'll leave to your imagination.

This Que page has a real time updating que timer and ticket quantity ticker so you can observe your failure to buy tickets in real time as opposed to attempting to finalize your purchase and being overwhelmingly dissapointed then. Now, it just happens on a moment by moment basis. Once you have reached the "front of the que" you will be taken to a finalize page where you have 15 minutes to finish the details of your transaction and get your greasy pizza handlers on those blizzcon ticks.

Everything I told you in blizzard talk here: Blizzcon